Welcome to taporination.com
We are currently in stealth mode. We are focusing on building the next
generation long-tail platform
on cutting edge technologies by integrating undefined and cluetrain APIs and
engaging you to beta test viral
network effects there by significantly increasing your unproductive time
and achieving our clue train ad
delivery.
- Inconceivable! Where are you guys located?
- Shortly, we should be re-locating to manhattan. But right now we are
operating out of our world head quarters located in a basement in New
York.
- Amazing! When will you guys be launching.
- To put it in words of our resident philosopher, Mr. Douglas Adams
:
- "Time is an illusion, launch time doubly so".
- "We love deadlines. We like the whooshing sound they make as they go
by".
- Who is working for you?
- We are still in process of hiring nobel laureates and MIT graduates
working on cutting edge research, but right now it is just one guy and
his cheif morale booster, a pet rock.
- Who is funding you?
- U.N and W.H.O. Na, just kidding!. It is just boot strap money. But
incase if you are a V.C and want to fund us you are welcome.
- Awsome! Can i contact you ?
- Sure! cheiftapori at taporination dot com. But, please don't try to sell me
stupid crap. I have brought enough of those already :(.